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In “Return of the Jedi,” Darth Vader arrives unexpectedly at Death Star 2.0 to check on how construction is progressing. The ashen faced Death Star commander, Moff Jerjerrod, assures him the men are working as hard as they can, and that the Empire’s newest planet killer will be operational as planned. A skeptical Vader disagrees and vows to find new ways of motivating the men. Jerjerrod gulps — hard.
This must be the way Russian space officials feel every time Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin pops in for a visit. The nation’s hardline space czar toured the Vostochny cosmodrome on Wednesday, and he was likewise unimpressed with the progress.
“I will view any deviation from the plan as sabotage,” Rogozin said at a meeting with representatives of agencies involved in building the cosmodrome. “I have no intention of being one of those public servants who accept failure to deliver on instructions.”
Sabotage? Seriously? That’s his motivational plan?
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