Will NASA Name Node 3 After Colbert’s Arch Rival?

I’m hoping that Sunita Williams goes on The Colbert Report tomorrow and announces that NASA has decided to name Node 3 “Manilow.” This would shock Stephen into complete silence – perhaps for the first time.

Of course, I’m talking about singer Barry Manilow, who beat out Colbert for an Emmy Award a couple of years back. Colbert has laughingly cursed out Manilow from time to time on his satirical late-night show.